Hey, didn’t we kick these guys’ butts back in WW2?  How come they’re the ones who get to buy a magazine off the newsstand featuring prime cocktease material like Dita Von Teese?  Oh I get it, there are some Von Teese royal relatives over there greasing the wheels for her to appear in their country’s [...]

It looks like the VMA Awards were just the tip of the iceberg when it came to Britney Spears lovefests, because another pop music institution is making a big deal about Britney’s return to form (literally, as these photographs show — even with all the airbrushing).  You’d think that these people didn’t enjoy those stalkerazzi [...]

And that cause that Kim Cattrall is exposing her tits for?  Well, she’s doing it for one of the paintings from the very appropriately-named painter, Titian, which is about to auctioned off in England unless $50 million can be raised to keep it on display for the public.  So a recreation of this Titty-an painting [...]

With all the teen Disney contract stars turning out to be insatiable fleshpots, don’t you miss the days of intelligent and wholesome chicks from Nickolodeon like Amanda Bynes?  Well, she’s all grown up now, so there’s no way we can see see her starring in the shows on that network, but it also looks like [...]

I think that the UN should take a gander at these pictures, and they’ll probably come to the same conclusion I did.  Yes, Denise Milani and her awesome chest torpedoes should definitely be sent to the Gulf of Aden to fight Somali pirates.  Just imagine the shock and awe those pricks will experience at the [...]

Ok.  After seeing this picture, I won’t be going “AnnaLynne McCord, who?” anymore, and I’m going to be parking my butt in front of the television whenever “90210” redux comes on as well.  What convinced me to give this program a chance, given that there are so many other new shows out there with fresh, [...]