Oh, so you thought she was issuing an open invite to have some tuna salad?  Sorry, no.  What Paris Hilton loves rubbing your face in is that she doesn’t care about the $2 million worth of bling bling that was taken from her home just last week.  What’s $2 million to her, even in this [...]

It’s Lily Allen topless!  Scratching your head at this bit of naked news?  Then your taste in music must run counter to the music fans over in the UK, where Lily Allen is pretty well-known, both for her music and her musical collaborations and for her tabloid-friendly meltdowns, in public and on her webpage.  But [...]

When it rains, it pours, and that’s how it is this week with the good news about all your “favorite” Tinseltown personalities!  As reported last time, Paris Hilton had her Paris Palace burglarized, all due to her own brainless actions, and now there’s another treat from Santa Claus in the form of funny news about [...]

Hey, you and I both agree that Scarlett Johansson’s one sizzling hot babe, and I’d spare no expense in accessing a site that’s got raunchy photos of her (which, coincidentally, you can find here).  But paying $5,300 for a used tissue that she blew her nose on?  Even if you could afford it?  That’s what [...]

It’s the Christmas season so we’re spreading the Holiday cheer the best way we know how — ignoring the A-List celebs all bundled up in layers of clothes as they snuggle next to the fireplaces in their mansions and vacation houses — so that we can bring you something better.  Now how can an English [...]

Bah, humbug my kiddies!  So you thought Ebenezer was the ultimate Scrooge, did you?  You think Bob Cratchit got a raw deal from him back at the start, before ol’ Ebby got all soft and liberal on us?  Well that was nothing compared to the smackdown I’m going to put on your X-mas with one [...]

Hey, don’t take my word for it, just check out this picture and tell me that isn’t exactly what Rhianna is doing for some lucky guy.  What tomcat wouldn’t want to trade places with that guy, with the way his face is so close to Rihanna’s luscious Barbadian rear end and oh-so-sweet crotch area.  Now [...]

Alicia Keys is one of the sexiest, most sultry musicians out there right now.  Her powerful and husky voice and beautiful face have got all the male populace mesmerized, so how come these bikini photos snapped by the stalkerazzi somehow don’t do it for some people?  Well, as a fan, I’m still stoked about seeing [...]

Paris Hilton’s home was broken into on the early morning of December 19th, while she was out partying at Christina Aguilera’s birthday celebration.  At least that’s what the early reports about the incident said.  But there are two big things about that breaking news story that turned out to be very interesting, aside from the [...]

Now here’s a special treat for meat hounds and showbiz fans out there — from what it looks like, the long-rumored “Foxy Brown ” remake starring Halle Berry is pushing through, meaning we’re going to get some delicious blaxploitation action soon, and it’s looking very promising, if these pictures are any indication.  What?  What do [...]

Okay, even I’ve got to admit that Kim Kardashian’s looking pretty sexy in these photos from her new 2009 calendar.  She’s wearing yummy lingerie and showing off her bosomy assets, which is confusing, because doesn’t she know she’s known for her rear end?  Her cleavage is mouthwatering in these photographs, though, and you almost forget [...]

Heidi and Spencer have apparently played the press like a virtuoso violinist.  Well, you can consider that declaration true only if you consider the tabloids and Hollywood gossip sites “the press”, and also if you can use the words “Heidi and Spencer” and “virtuoso” in the same sentence, which is against the laws of physics, [...]

Okay, so at first glance, it looks like Carmen Electra just got demoted, from one-time Playboy magazine model to just another Playboy Bunny catering to the horny rubberneckers who go to The Playboy Club in Vegas to ogle the babes in costume.  But looks can be deceiving, and correct at the same time.  Yes, Carmen [...]

What is it about Jennifer Aniston and magazine covers that makes her strip off her clothes whenever these publications want her to appear on one?  Of course they don’t have a 100% success rate in getting her to strip naked, but they do a good enough job that I want to know their secret.  I’m [...]

As if Aubrey O’Day didn’t look enough like a porno movie actress, they had her down on her knees backstage at her Complex magazine photoshoot, before being squirted all over with some liquid.  No, it’s not the kind of wet stuff you’re thinking of, but like I said, it had her looking like she was [...]

And guess what else popped up when J Lo from the Block showed up at this Hollywood event looking like this?  That’s right, dozens of flashes from all the cameras around popped up when Jennifer Lopez arrived at the premiere of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button“.  Why?  What did you think I was getting [...]

Are the ratings for the re-imagining of 90210 that bad?  Is AnnaLynne McCord so desperate for it to stay on the air that she has to stoop as low as this?  Just check out the two pictures posted here for comparison, and try not to tear your eyes out at the sight of that Heidi [...]

It’s been looking like The Battle of the Strippers recently, with Marisa Tomei getting a lot of buzz for her part in the Darren Aronofsky film starring Mickey Rourke, “The Wrestler”.  She plays a stripper there and she’s baring her bosoms like it’s nobody’s business, showing everyone that at 40-plus, she’s still got what it [...]

Ernest Hemingway must be rolling in his grave while thousands of true writers struggling to get published are slashing their wrists right now, because another mark of the coming Day After Tomorrow has manifested itself recently.  Tila Tequila has put out a book.  It’s no literary masterpiece, that’s for sure, but the fact that Tila [...]

Now here’s a movie that critics and Joe Sixpack can all agree is worth seeing.  Those film-school educated nerds and the average tomcat on the street should go check out Darren Aronofsky’s “The Wrestler” when it comes out.  This gritty story about a has-been professional wrestler trying to reconnect with his teenage daughter (played by [...]