I don’t care if you’re sitting there going “Joanna who?”  If that’s still what’s going through your mind after seeing this scorching hot chick posing in lingerie, then you’re obviously twelve kinds of gay, and you’re excused from reading this post without any further prejudice.  But if you’re wondering who she is because you want [...]

What a way to give thanks for her resuscitated career her birthday!  Britney Spears took her juggies out on the town the other night to celebrate her 27th birthday, and boy did they all have a good time together.  Not as much fun as she used to before, and not as much fun as all [...]

Come on, we all thought it was freakish, wasn’t it?  Not that hooking up with Marilyn Manson wasn’t creepy enough.  But with Manson’s ex being Dita Von Teese, when Evan Rachel Wood started showing up at entertainment events dressed in black, with her hair dyed black and styled in classic pin-up girl style, we all [...]

Just look at this widdle hottie with her pink teddy bear, standing out on the sidewalk.  She looks like some cuddly babelicious version of John Cusack in “Say Anything”, only instead of holding up a big radio-cassette player with two hands, she’s uh… holding up a teddy bear with one hand.  Duh.  Well, you can’t [...]

Even though I don’t want to push this campaign on anyone (what’s a Campari anyway?), there’s just no way any red-blooded male can ignore photographs of booze and babes, so I have to say something about it.  Of course Campari barely qualifies as an alcoholic drink, but Jessica Alba is definitely a blazing hot babe [...]

Hey wait, wasn’t she a regular at the rehab center just a few months ago?  And isn’t Samantha Ronson supposed to be keeping an eye on her?  Well, I guess that their recent fight after Samantha Ronson caught her dancing with her ex, Calum Best has taught Ronson that a bombed and inebriated Lindsay Lohan [...]

Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re muttering to yourself.  Pink has sex with herself?  So what?  I do that as much as possible too, and I don’t see any blog headlines shouting it out to the world.  Well, first off, you can go and write that blog headline yourself if you want to; anyone can [...]