Any warm blooded guy who's seen this vixen's music videos has been dying to see Shakira nude, and while this isn't her, we bet you can't tell the two apart! She starts out by sucking this stallion off until his schlong is rock hard, and then she mounts him and takes his thick wang deep down inside of her beaver. She hops up and down the full length of it, causing her huge perfect jugs to bounce all over, and then he pulls out to give her a steamy blast of semen to the face. Check out Celebrity MixUp today for this and more steamy videos of dames who look just like your favorite stars getting humped!

Any warm blooded guy who's seen this vixen's music videos has been dying to see Shakira nude, and while this isn't her, we bet you can't tell the two apart! She starts out by sucking this stallion off until his schlong is rock hard, and then she mounts him and takes his thick wang deep down inside of her beaver. She hops up and down the full length of it, causing her huge perfect jugs to bounce all over, and then he pulls out to give her a steamy blast of semen to the face. Check out Celebrity MixUp today for this and more steamy videos of dames who look just like your favorite stars getting humped!

The woman who looked like she ate the marshmallow man is coming to a stage near you. Well, if you happen to live in London’s West End that is. Yes, Mariah Carey, the woman who is single-handedly responsible for the Hello Kitty shortage in the world is headed for the stage. Yes, you read that right. And we’re not talking Glitter: The Musical here. No no, she will be appearing in a legitimate West End play that she will be paid £15,000 a week for. That’s about 24,000 in US dollars. Chump change for Mimi, right? That’s probably how much she pays for shampoo in a week, maybe. So I guess she must really want this. And in London, no less?

Apparently, Mimi has always wanted to act on the stage. While in the UK promoting her new single, she talked to several stage producers about appearing in one of the local productions According to the Mirror UK, “Mariah has always wanted to star in a play so this really is a dream come true.” And get this - it was the producers of the yet-to-be-disclosed play that asked her to be in their production! “She was hugely flattered to have been asked and is determined to nail the part… she is pretty confident in her own abilities. Mariah’s done a bit of acting in her time but nothing on this scale.” And by scale, they’re not talking about her ever-expanding waistline. Or her boobs.

I’m guessing none of those producers has seen any of Mariah’s attempts at acting. Forget Glitter, how about her cameo in The Bachelor? Or the direct-to-video Wise Girls? Heck, you don’t even have to watch those movies for fear of losing your sanity, just watch some of her music videos where she attempts to act, like Honey or Heartbreaker. Camp to the M-A-X. But then again, maybe we’re jumping the gun here. We don’t even know what the production is. For all we know, the role is a self-obsessed, narcissistic, overly annoying perfectionist drag queen. In which case, she’d be playing herself. Except for the drag queen part. Although, I’m not really sure about that one either. 40 years old and never pregnant? Just sayin’… So we’ll be looking forward to this sure-to-be-atrocity on the London stage. Expect really old men who were alive during the time of Shakespeare to be picketing against this travesty to the theater outside on opening night. But again, she could prove us all wrong. After all, when Mimi sets her mind on something, she gets it done. See your favorite Hollywood stars get determined to get you hard right here.

She’s been goading the Catholic church for quite some time now with her sexually suggestive songs about religion and Catholicism and her constant use of church imagery in her looks and music videos. She single-handedly made the rosary into a fashion accessory that is still all the rage to this day. But Madonna dating a man over half her age named Jesus was kinda pushing it a bit. And now, the material girl known for getting what she wants wants to marry the Brazilian model, and they just might go through with it.

Jesus’ own father (would that be God then) has confirmed that the two will indeed tie the knot sometime soon. But Madonna insists to go with a Kabbalah ceremony which may not actually be legally binding. Says the father “I don’t know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know Kabbalah [or if the ceremony] will have legal validity,” So I suppose that takes care of the question of exactly how much Jesus is getting paid to be Madonna’s butt boy. Since it’s not gonna be a recognized ceremony by law, all of Madge’s millions will stay with her after she gets tired of this year’s model.

Despite the age gap (or perhaps because of it), Madonna intends on making this family official because of Jesus’ fondness and closeness with Madonna’s kids - Lourdes, 13, Rocco, 9 and David Banda, 4.  At a mere 22 years of age, he could very well be their big brother, not fucking their mom/being their stepdad. My mind instantly wanders to sick and twisted territory as I feel some kind of sordid affair between Jesus and sexually burgeoning Lourdes might come about. Jesus looks like the kind of skanky type that might just do that.

But when all is said and done, after the english speaking lessons and the trophy boyfriending, Madonna has made quite an investment in Jesus and it looks like she’s not planning on letting her hooks free of him anytime soon. With Madge’s penchant for youth-obsessing (the only way she can stay relevant over 50), this latest attempt at trying to be younger just looks like a desperate move on her part. And to think we thought Madge was on her way to being a serious person. Moving to London, getting a fake British accent, writing children’s books. Then she went all skany again with this whole deal. One thing’s for sure - Madonna definitely has some buzz still left in her. Check out all the Madonna insanity right here.

Lady Gaga, the crazy singer with even more wacky outfits could land in jail because of them. No, she’s not being taken in by the Fashion Police (although, a lot of fashion insiders would say she deserves a life sentence for her theatrical pieces) for crimes against style. I’m talking about the actual police who seem to have a problem with her risque-fashioned figure making the rounds with the common folk.

As you may have noticed, Lady Gaga doesn’t like wearing pants. She constantly walks around in swimsuit or bikini-type bottoms as part of her dance diva schtick. That’s absolutely fine for music videos, live performances, and TV appearances. But walking around in public with your crotch for all to see, well, the LA Police force has a slight problem with that. They say she’s violating like a hundred different public decency laws, and not to mention corrupting the minds of young people by basically advertising a sexual nature when she’s out in public. They’re afraid, I’m assuming, that she will spark a trend of panty-wearing teenagers going to the mall and populating the streets.

While I find that a tad irrational, I can see their point. Fashion has gotten to be less is more. Skirts are getting shorter. Shorts are getting tinier. Shirts are getting sheerer. And while I do enjoy a hot babe walking around in as little as possible, I don’t want to see 12 to 13-year-olds strutting around like hookers. I’m not that perverted!

But I do see Lady Gaga’s side. She’s a performer, an “artist” as she called herself in defense of her wacky outfits. She can’t compromise her look as it’s part of her musical persona. When she’s in public, she’s basically promoting herself and her records. When she’s not working, I’m sure she looks just like everyone else. You’ve probably crossed paths already and not known it for all you can tell.

She’s taking the warning seriously, but she won’t compromise her artistic integrity just to appease “conservative individuals”. Let’s see just how far she can take her risque looks before the popo would have enough and throw her behind in jail. And when that happens, I’m fairly certain she’ll make something fabulous out of an orange jumpsuit.

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Before she became the “second coming of the American model“, Marisa Miller was doing nudie shoots. Okay, maybe just this one, but still, it’s pretty shocking to see. I know it’s a desire of every hot-blooded male (including this one) to see hot supermodels bare their tits or ass or pussy, but I just never imagined that Marisa would ever do something like this. Well, I’m still glad she did.

Don’t get me wrong, I jack-off to Marisa every chance I get. She’s got one of the most awesome naturally big pair of tits I’ve ever seen on a fashion model. It’s odd that she got to be as big as she did with that humongous rack. Still, because of them she got booked as a Victoria’s Secret angel, something every working model aspires to achieve since only a select few are chosen. And considering the company they’ll keep, she has to be extra special. And certainly, Marisa fits that category.

I dunno how these pics will affect her standing with her endorsement deals with VS as well as a Guitar Hero commercial she’ll be appearing in. Sure, a lot of models have done nude fashion shoots, but those are with established photographers and high fashion magazines. These shots aren’t exactly French Vogue level, if you know what I mean. So it’s unclear what’ll happen when those companies get wind of these pics.

But I’m not worried for her. If they drop her like a hot potato there are a million other things she could do. Film, TV, music videos. And of course, porn. Imagine, a porno with one of the hottest chicks on the runway today. That would be perfection. Heaven. Fucking hot!

But in the meantime, we have these pics to ogle at. So ogle away, and if you wanna see more models, celebs, and stars doing not-so-star quality things, drop by this site and enjoy.